So she wouldn't feel so bad, I told her of the time I sent my husband to the store to buy me a zucchini and he brought back a jalepeno! (At least a glue stick and a hot glue gun stick are in the same "family"). How do you mistake a jalepeno for a zucchini?
Now it's your turn. Finish this sentence, "You know you're married to a man when..."
P.S. This is just for fun (not because I enjoy picking on men). So if any of you men out there are reading this, please don't be upset :)
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Hahaha...I have a GREAT one! When we were first married, my husband (bless his heart) went to the store to pick up tampons for me (seriously, bless the guy's heart, right?) Before he left, he asked me if I wanted the tampons with wings. ;) He grew up with a mom and sister, but somehow never learned the difference between a tampon and a pad. I still chuckle when I picture a tampon with wings!
ReplyDeleteyou know you'r emarried to a man when directions have to ridiculously specific. seriously.... if i want my husband to help around the house, he will, but i need to be VERY specific with what tasks i need him to do. i'm like, don't you just SEE that the floor needs sweeping? apparently not.
ReplyDeleteYou know you're married to a man when you're not allowed to use the television remote control. xx
ReplyDeleteWhat if I was the one who bought the hot glue gun sticks:) Ok, so I really didn't but this is my first year with school supplies and I honest to goodness thought that was what they meant AT FIRST!
ReplyDeleteYou know you are married to a man when you have one child, but you feel like you have two!
ReplyDeleteThat should probably sum up all comments. LOL!
ReplyDeletethis story is from my dad, not my husband. when i was in HS and living with my father, he asked me to add any items to the grocery list. i wrote down and told him i needed playtex tampons, pink box. I also told him and wrote it down that the box contains 22 tampons. he always need full details of any items to spare confusion. when he got home, he had tons of groceries and while I was helping him unload the car i noticed he had tons of pink boxes. In other words, he bought 22 boxes of playtex tampons. i was set for life. i didn't have the heart to tell him about it. it wasn't until years later that i told him the story and he laugh so hard, he cried!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this is a common one, but I know I'm married to a man every time my 1.5 year old comes down the hall in a total wardrobe failure... Yes, this is when Daddy dresses her. (smile)
ReplyDeleteYou know you're married to a man when...you have to explain to him that FETCH is with the DOG and CATCH is with our CHILD.
ReplyDeleteHaha...dropping by from NFF! Come visit me sometime at {The Crafty} Rambling Military Wife
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ReplyDeleteI sent my husband to the store to buy pads and he came back with depends.... i still won't let him live that one down!
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